A question that is absolutely positively not related to anything that just happened.

You receive a voicemail from a family member you have no desire to talk to, be in the same room with, or deal with ever again. In that voicemail, they sound sad and would really like to talk to you, but then they say something like “Why don’t you pull the stick out of your ass and call me?”

Are you:

A) More Likely to call?

B) Less likely to call?

C) Decide that the Heat Death Of the Fucking Universe will occur before you talk to that person?

Care to guess what answer I chose?