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Tag: Apple

  • Wednesday, Feb 5th, 2025

    • I’m seeing a lot of Fanboi talk about iOS 19 getting a redesign because of some leaked images of the (alleged) camera app, and a new Invites app. I think that’s only common sense. The Vision Pro was a $3500 proof of concept, but more than that it was a test for new UI. Those elements were bound to make it to the other devices. Not the first time Apple’s done this. One of the later versions of the iPod Nano was square. Like a watch. The 3rd party market saw an opportunity, and created watch bands. Apple may be a lot of things, but stupid is not one of them. They either saw that and decided a watch was possible, or they knew a watch was possible, and let the market skate to where the puck was all by itself.
    • I see that they’re going to hold the Senate Floor all night to protest one of the nominees. I can’t remember which one, these assholes all kind of blur together after a while. I just have one question: Why are you just holding the floor for one night. There are 46 or 47 Dems in the Senate, sign up like it’s a goddamn potluck dinner and shut it the fuck down. Shut it ALL down. Hold the floor as long as you can, and rotate your folded asses in and out. This is the moment Mr. Smith fucking trained you for,

  • My Unvarnished Opinion of the Apple Vision Pro

    It makes Google Glass — and Glassholes — look reasonable by comparison.

    We’re doomed.

  • Thoughts On Apple Day

    Apple will host a reveal party at the Steve Jobs Theater in Cupertino for the first time in a couple of years for the first time in a couple of years for the first time in a couple of years.  I have to tell you that I’m going to miss the very well-produced videos that Apple has done throughout the pandemic, and I hope they continue those in some capacity.

    Despite being a happy Apple customer, I am getting less and less interested in these occasional product reveals.  It might be because there are no longer any surprises, no more ‘one more thing,’ but I suspect it’s that the designs are largely the same with only slight adjustments to ensure you need to buy one more thing.  A new case, a new dongle, a new charging cable.  I suppose that is the one thing we can expect from any Apple product reveal:  We’re going to have to adapt, and that usually means our wallets.  I’m not bitter about it, that’s just a fact of life when you’re in the Apple ecosphere.

    I’m less and less interested because I am not an Apple Fanboy, nor am I an Android enthusiast.  I am a cheerleader for using the tool that gets the job done.  I don’t care what it is.  If you can do what you need to do with the device you have, mazel tov.

    I’m gonna need a new reason, a new product, and a new thing to be as excited as I used to be.

    UPDATE:  Apparently they changed their mind, and this is a video presentation like the past two years.

    UPDATE 2:  There are only two features that caught my attention: First, Action Mode on the iPhone 14.  Built-in stabilization is something I’ve been looking for.  It’s the reason I folded and bought a Go Pro.  Aside from that, there’s no reason for me to trade my iPhone 12.  Second: the new oval cutout on the iPhone 14 Pro.  It’s pretty, but it’s a gimmick.  I don’t need that.  Sorry Tim, I have a blue iPhone 12, and I’m not giving it up yet.