Navigating To The Meat

Many of you have responded to these episodes by asking if I’d tell y’all HOW TO FLIPPING FIND THE SHOW because I’m horrible at that. So, I start by doing that, and get totally derailed by Al and Bubba (as usual). You’re welcome, Let us never speak of this again.

Buh Bye Boris, mind the gap.

How did CrimCrim the Chin-cel boy get radicalized? The same way a lot of young kids do, and I think I know part of that story.

I end by remembering to tell y’all I have a Patreon that I’ve actually started using semi-daily. So that’s a thing.

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Out Of Love? Really?

Had a lot of feedback about my Invisible Sky Buddy talk on the last episode, and a lot of folks wanted me to expand. 

I’ll be happy to.

It’s Got. To. Stop.

Every few years I have to do this show again because we’re insane.

Stop it. Stop it now.

#podcast #uvalde #guns #2a #butmuhfreedom #stopit

Tiny House Media

I’ve dropped all my subscriptions for podcasting and YouTube, and there’s practically nothing out there that holds my interest. 

Do One Thing, Maybe?

In which Roley thinks one of his problems is spreading himself too thin. How about we do one thing well and not worry about the rest of it so much?

Video version is here: https://youtu.be/g8dx3nko1yM

Boys and Their Toys

We all have our toys. Some of us buy guitars, or computers, or other shiny things. Some of us buy giant blue weiners to shoot into space. Some of us buy social media networks and troll the entire internet.

Chill, people.

Video version is here: https://youtu.be/-HyteeDXmsA

Like Eddie Vedder, Only Not

The Clown Car got shut out, returning to the office, News of The Harms Race, Rev JJ returns to the program after a long absence, and Death Taxes Florida.

LINKS:

Biden Return to Office: https://news.yahoo.com/biden-urges-return-to-office-214733870.html?guccounter=1

LinkedIn Prudential Manager’s Survey:  https://www.linkedin.com/news/story/wfh-is-stressing-out-managers-5759202/

GOP Tries to ban travel for abortion and gender affirming care https://crooksandliars.com/2022/03/what-gop-tries-ban-travel-abortion-trans

Missouri Ectopic Pregnancy and Crossing State Lines Bill https://www.news-leader.com/story/news/politics/2022/03/11/missouri-house-anti-abortion-bills-take-aim-crossing-state-lines-ectopic-pregnancies/6998609001/

Florida Teacher Attacked by 5 year old.  https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-teacher-beaten-hospitalized-attack-5-year-old-student-police-s-rcna18961

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I forgot I had a Patreon. Guess what? I have a Patreon. Thanks to Mike for reminding me I had a Patreon. Next week I’ll tell you what’s in it.

ha.

Not Our First Trip To The Atomic Cafe

War Sells, Roley reads the Podcasting Gurus, Death-Taxes-Florida, The Russian UN Delegates Keeps It 100, School Board Clown Cars, and Uncle Pat.

Links:

iHeart Media’s Conal Byrne: The entire Internet will be a podcast.  

https://www.forbes.com/sites/forbestechcouncil/2022/03/01/four-podcast-predictions-for-2022/?sh=4cf69dd84088

Death Taxes Florida

Don’t Say Gay Bill 

https://thehill.com/changing-america/respect/diversity-inclusion/595384-amendment-in-florida-bill-to-out-students-is

https://thehill.com/changing-america/respect/equality/596178-florida-dont-say-gay-bill-passes-final-senate-committee

Cut THE GAY OUT?

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2022/03/florida-man-arrested-tried-cut-gay-brother/

But, THE DOG?

https://www.tampabay.com/news/breaking-news/2022/02/28/clearwater-woman-accused-of-throwing-dog-off-7th-floor-balcony-during-argument/

School Board Clown Cars

Vicky Manning  https://www.13newsnow.com/article/news/education/virginia-beach-school-board-member-removed-state-working-group-esl-comments/291-d0c51a9b-ae25-4d29-8368-def7dfa58d7e

https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/the-increasingly-wild-world-of-school-board-meetings

Uncle Pat

Pat Robertson

https://www.newsweek.com/retired-evangelist-pat-robertson-says-putin-fulfilling-biblical-prophecy-1683497

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More Pinball Than Usual

Starting off with a Creative Update, then OH LOOK, RUSSIANS, and Roley hates remakes, unless he likes them.

Music (by Epidemic Sound)

Spell, by Roof

Thriving Seas, bu Blood Red Sun

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At The Bottom Line

Let’s start at the bottom line. Your humble pinball is not in the best of places just now. It’s time to recognize this and do something about it. But…what?

Return of The Rantasm

For the 2nd episode of 2022, Roley talks about being pretty much out of F’s.

He’s been recently united with the one thing that keeps him from chaos.

Podcasts have been boring lately.

Tucker’s Fetish

https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2022/01/22/tucker-carlson-widely-mocked-after-criticizing-less-sexy-mms/?sh=6e7528bb2b62

Carhartt Boycott

https://www.npr.org/2022/01/19/1074103265/carhartt-vaccine-mandate-covid

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2014/06/30/327065968/hobby-lobby-ruling-cuts-into-contraceptive-mandate

https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/04/politics/masterpiece-colorado-gay-marriage-cake-supreme-court/index.html

Song “Defying Our Context” by Middle and End, Courtesy of Epidemic Sound. If you use that link I get some kind of candy. Not like Tucker’s, though.

The Roley 2022 Challenge

Welcome to 2022, y’all.

This year, the Roley Podcast will be dedicated to being a podcast version of what I write for Medium. I’ve decided to focus on writing this year, and I’m writing an article a day. So, this will be a weekly recap of those articles. This podcast covers January 1st through the 7th:

Since I’m focusing my attention to writing on Medium, the best way to support my work is by subscribing to my Medium content (which is free), or by becoming a Medium Member (which is five dollars a month, which Medium splits with me for the life of your membership.).

The Global MFer

Last season was about me exorcising some personal demons.

Now we get back to something raw for a while. Some of you will not like this, and that’s OK.

Welcome back to the show.

Introducing: The Mid-Life Creative

Hey, freaks. Wanted to tell you about a new podcast starting on 9/6/2021 called The Mid-Life Creative. It’s a podcast for those of us who have set a new course after half a life at a career that didn’t fulfill our need to Be. The first season is an adaptation of the Podcast Guide I created a few weeks ago, and all 21 chapters will drop on 9/6. Before that, I wanted to give you something else. This is called “The Rise Of The Mid-Life Creative.” I hope you enjoy it.

BUT!!!!

All 21 chapters are available NOW for Patreon Subscribers. Go to http://patreon.com/krisroley to subscribe and get early access.

Out Of Character

The story behind This Pirate.

The origin of the character.

What has happened in the last 12 weeks

Where we go from here. 

The System

From a very early age, we are gently coaxed into being part of a system, and it’s a system of success based on criteria written in a time long gone and irrelevant to the world we live in today. 

On Mental Health

This pirate would like to talk to you for a moment about mental health. I’ve been noticing a lot of people reclaiming parts of their lives in the preservation of their mental health, and I’d like to tell you…I think that’s fantastic. 

It Takes Two Kinds

This pirate thinks there are two kinds of people in this world. I’ve done extensive research on this. 

The Low Hanging Fruit

Our reality is what we construct it to be. We build it. Whether it’s concrete and steel, or salt and spray and wood and sails

How We Got So Lost

Content is king, but it’s the kind that wants to burn us all, and this pirate would love to know if there’s a Kingslayer handy.

Not A Morning Person

This pirate is a midday pirate who’s good after breakfast and wanes after dinner, and this pirate is here to tell you that this is a perfectly acceptable way to live your life.