Straight Ahead

Straight ahead is where the work is. Up and Down are only distractions.

The Cabin Boy

Let me dissuade you of the idea that I didn’t get anything out of the experience. I most certainly did. It kind of reminded me of being a cabin boy aboard a ship.

How Long?

When you get right down to the bone, it’s just a question of motivation, isn’t it?

Raising The Black

Let this be the beginning of a new set of Articles of Agreement. The drawing up of a unique code on how this ship–my ship–is to be run.

No Segues 5/9/2021

Kris is now on attempt No. 3427 of ignoring the pink elephant, as Matt calls it.

Today’s major philosophical point. It’s not ok to be a dick, but sometimes is it ok to be dick-adjacent?

No Segues 4/30/2021

Kris Updates us on his existential dread, and we talk about humanity’s final philosophy: Zen Pirate Stoic Asshole.

Apple Fanboi Care And Feeding

Edmund Winchell guides us on the proper care and feeding of your Apple Fanboi during Apple Special Event Day. How did we find this guy anyway?

We join the defense closing arguments of the Derek Chauvin Trial already going off the rail…I mean already in progress.

A thank you to those that showed up for the live IGTV taping last night, and a bit about getting back on the creative horse.

Kardashian Musical Faces

Seventeen-year-old Scott Meecham comes on the program to talk about Travis Barker, Kourtney Kardashian, and the Circle of Hog.

Al wants one of those Satan Sneakers from Lil Nas X, but after seeing his beef with Kaitlyn Bennett, he’s thinking of turning conservative because she’s ‘kinda hot’.

Roley is worried that this week is going to go sideways if we’re not careful.

Talk Me Down, Matt

The COVID thing has finally gotten to Roley, and he enlists Matt’s help to talk him down from the ledge.

Welcome Back

Roley returns as the Worst DJ in the World™, while Al and Bubba return as the ball busters in chief.

Chip Fitchett from the Institute for Metaphysical Awareness to take exception to Al calling him a freak, and Hoppy’s got the one question no one’s asking about the Suez Canal incident.